The 2025 Dummy Downhill was truly a sight to behold! Dreams were realized and crushed within a few crucial moments, and when the pink smoked had cleared the air it was Major T.J. Kong (of Dr. Strangelove fame) who emerged with a 2025-26 Premier Pass – and a certified local legend status. Thank you to all our competitors, spectators, and staff for helping make the 23rd annual Dummy Downhill another success!

Congratulations to this year’s winners:

Category	Bib Number	Dummy Name
Adult Longest Launch	240	Major T.J. Kong Dr. StrangeLove
Child Longest Launch	195	Bomber Burger Buddy
Employee Longest Launch	280	Bomber Bill
Most Creative	181	Polly Puff n’ Sparkle
Most likely to Survive	91	Bingo
Best Carnage	177	Mike

Here’s a full chart of the stats: 

Bib Number	Dummy Name	Distance
284	Bomber Yeti	25.8′
240	Major T.J. Kong from Dr. StrangeLove	31.1′
195	Bomber Burger and Buddy	26.7′
223	Penelope the Pig	DQ
91	Bingo	25.8′
158	Super Thunder Dog	DQ
136	Mission Fridge	DQ
177	Mike	19.2′
286	Pigasus	11.2′
285	Felipe Flamingo takes Miami	5.5′
203	USO – Unidentified Skiing Object	DQ
75	Calvin & Hobbes Wild Adventure	DQ
181	Polly Puff n’ Sparkle	3.4′
280	Bomber Bill	29.1′
245	SnGnome the Snowmaker	1.7′
180	Blood Sweat & Beer	DQ
37	Jezebel	DQ